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Squirrels.
They’re my arch enemies. Every single year they eat through the beautiful pumpkins my family selects at the pumpkin patch – mangling them before we’ve even had a chance to enjoy them in our planters or carve them.
Not this year, suckers! Nope. No way.
This year I’m using fake pumpkins in my fall planters. Squirrels do not like fake pumpkins. Therefore, I love fake pumpkins. The problem is they kinda look like modified basketballs when you get them fresh from the craft store – bright orange, super shiny, not realistic. But with just a little bit of paint, it’s easy to make fake pumpkins look real! 
So before we begin, let’s have a quick look at what a craft store pumpkin looks like. See what I mean about the modified basketball thing? It’s like a bright orange ball with some grooves in it.
The good news is that it doesn’t take long to get fake pumpkins looking more realistic. First, use a thin paintbrush to paint brown acrylic paint in some of the pumpkin’s grooves. 
Let the paint sit for a few minutes (but not long enough to fully dry), and then use a paper towel or soft cloth to smudge the paint. It’s good if it smears outside of the grooves, too. Once you’ve finished smearing a section, move to another section of the pumpkin and repeat the line painting/paint smearing process.
Once you’ve finished that part and the paint has dried, dot some more brown paint on spots that still look too “fresh.” Pumpkins are dirty, people! Give these fake pumpkins what they want – fake dirt! Smear this paint just as you did the painted lines.
Finally, dot some green and cream acrylic paint around the top and bottom sides of the pumpkin. Remember, pumpkins are not solid orange. They have a lot of color variation, so this step helps make fake pumpkins look even more realistic! Let the paint sit for a couple of minutes and smear it around and blend it in, just as you did with the other steps.
And there you have it – you now know how to make fake pumpkins look real! 
If you’re using these outside in planters or window boxes, I have a great trick for you to keep the pumpkins in place! I cut a small slit in the bottom of each pumpkin and stuck a wood shim into the slit. Then I stuck the shim and pumpkin into the dirt. It works like a charm! They stay in place and don’t blow away – even when it’s really windy! 
So what do you think? Will you be outsmarting the squirrels this year?
-Bre
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Kim
They do look real!
Loved the tip on keeping them in place; I always worry about strong winds.
I love this idea and you did a wonderful job. Are the wood shims the same kind you can buy at Lowes in a huge plastic wrapped block or are they more like skewers for food?
Hi! Love the idea to make the fake pumpkins look real. I actually carved a couple fake pumpkins for my husband and I to use year after year and added uncarved fake pumpkins to my fall porch arrangement. I’ll have to go back and add the paint….thanks for the idea!! BTW, I used dowel rods to “plant” the pumpkins in the bale of straw. It works to keep them in place too. 🙂
Love the idea. How do you keep the pumpkins on the porch or window boxes from blowing over and away? The pumpkins are ‘light’, no weight to them. If I made a pumpkin arrangement on my front porch, I would have to go down the street each day and retrieve the pumpkins. Have designers found a way to keep the craft store pumpkins ‘weighted down’?
I live it very much thank you
Bre, your designs are wonderful. I’ll bet the squirrels were surprised ! ! Thank you for sharing these ideas.